#71—“Mount Doom”

#71—“Mount Doom”

Finally, Mount Doom! You can practically hear the bubbling and frothing of lava out of rocky fissures in the distance as we spend a disproportionate fraction of this episode debating whether Mount Doom is a true volcano—and, if so, what kind of volcano it is.

The lectio divina section looks at Sam’s split-second decision not to kill Gollum … and what this means for Gollum, for the story of the Ring, and for Sam.

You can find more information on Karen Wynn Fonstad’s Atlas of Middle-Earth, referred to in the episode, here.

RANDOM-ASS THEME: Beyond Meat’s “Beyond Burger”

#70—“The Land of Shadow”

#70—“The Land of Shadow”

This chapter was not poorly named: it is all description of the landscape of Mordor, with comparably little plot movement. From brambles to ravines to volcanic clouds, these paragraphs pour forth rich descriptions of aspects of the not-quite-barren country.

To help us work through this unforgiving terrain, we are thrilled to welcome as our special guest Asja, who is a researcher in biogeography and ecology in Germany. She selected for the lectio divina section the moment where Sam gazes up in wonder at a star shining through the thick clouds of Mordor.

RANDOM-ASS THEME: Buying CDs

#69—“The Tower of Cirith Ungol”

#69—“The Tower of Cirith Ungol”

We start our first Book Six episode with a philosophical discussion on Orcish language and the possibility of an Orcish or Mordorean culture, some shocking implications of the etymology of the word screw, and—naturally—a version of Sam’s song from the chapter sung to the tune of the Gilligan’s Island theme. The lectio divina section takes a closer look at Sam’s moment of temptation.

RANDOM-ASS THEME: Bluetooth technology

#68—Book Five Recap Episode

#68—Book Five Recap Episode

Having finished Book 5, we’ve made it to another Recap Episode, where anything can happen!

Among other matters, we discuss the following topics, either for the first time or otherwise expanding on previous conversations:

  • The nature of good stewardship: a comparison of Denethor vs. Gandalf;
  • The “faithfulness” of the Woses, and the implied treatment of them as less than;
  • Éowyn as a divinely protected warrior, perhaps the Achilles of LOTR;
  • The “Last Debate” and the questionable decision to march towards Mordor.

RANDOM-ASS THEME: Tinder

#67—“The Black Gate Opens”

#67—“The Black Gate Opens”

We finish up Book Five with a discussion of the frankly epic altercation between Gandalf and the ghastly—yet still human!—Messenger. Host Nathan leads a discussion of the “fairy-tale hellscape” in which the action of the book is now set before we dive into our lectio divina analysis.

This week’s lectio passage takes a look at how our outer ego can suddenly be stripped away when taken by surprise, exposing a confused and panicky animalistic essence underneath. This can be quite unpleasant if you’ve ever bitten down on a tortilla chip the wrong way … but are there social situations where you can use this knowledge to your advantage?

RANDOM-ASS THEME: The “awkward door dance”

#66—“The Last Debate”

#66—“The Last Debate”

This chapter calls us to consider what effect a generation can have on the world, and of what nature that effect ought to be. How can we best prepare the world for future generations? What can we do today to help those who come after us to fight their own battles, which we will know nothing about?

After we revisit some themes from the previous chapter, we get into the lectio, which compares the eternal possibility that goodness will spring up unexpectedly with the ability of evil to do the same. Do you see it as optimism vs. pessimism, or realism vs. living in the realm of fantasy?

RANDOM-ASS THEME: #YOLO

#65—“The Houses of Healing”

#65—“The Houses of Healing”

For this episode we are accompanied by special guest Arwen, the Creator and Executive Director over at Middle-earth News! She tells us about the site, which is exactly what you would expect: a comprehensive source on all things LOTR in real time. Check it out!

With Arwen’s assistance we work through this dense chapter, where we find examples of everything from Messianic imagery to a panoply of linguistic registers and ways in which they are abused. But the main attraction is, of course, athelas. I mean, kingsfoil. I mean … well, you get the picture.

We look past the linguistic properties of kingsfoil—scientific name asëa aranion—and get at how exactly it functions in the poignant healing scenes of this chapter, both symbolically and botanically. Arwen lays out some other plants with healing properties that would have been found in every medieval apothecary and helps us reconstruct what some of the other contents of the pedantic herb-master’s cabinet might be.

Oh, and here’s a link to the Middle-earth News article that questions the lows and the highs of Shire pipe-weed.

RANDOM-ASS THEME: Bad breath